..cum so hard your asshole hurt? I mean, you came really, really hard? So hard there was excessive spasming or something, and your sphincter clamped down and wouldn't let up. That happened to me a few nights ago. I got sort of overexcited. I came so hard my ass went on lockdown for nearly twenty minutes.
And I thought, "That's not cool." What if I was having anal sex? I could've decockitated the guy. Imagine that. And then an even worse thought occurred to me: that there might be limits to sexual pleasure. Of course, I sat around and thought about it for, like, an obscene amount of time. Perhaps God only lets us come so hard. Perhaps there are pleasure boundaries not meant to be crossed, and when the wires are tripped, God clamps down our assholes. Perhaps pleasure isn't all its cracked up to be, and we should experience it in careful moderation, resensitizing our nervous system and skin and penises and clitorises to simple pleasures every so often instead of callousing our sense monitors with an escalating pattern of piggish, fuck glory, eventual cum gluttony and the Clap. Could sex be better when you don't have it so often?
And then my whole week was just totally ruined.
Posted by The Bunny at 11:06 PM