Even in jest, it is not a good idea to put your dog up for sale on the Internet. Kharmic retaliation is severe. While hunting out a chew toy, the dog will go to your closet, avoid all the moderately priced, or sale priced shoes, and sniff out the special occasion Gucci shoes. It will then chew them till you are very sorry you A) ever put the dog up for sale, B) ever fell in love with the damn dog in the first place.
Kharma is a bitch, and that bitch is named Murphy.
Posted by The Bunny at 3:18 PM