
I'd like to tell you guys a little bit about my new friend Jeri. You see, Jeri is an AmStaff, which is PC speak for the shit-upon breed named Pitbull, whose image has been murdered by stupid, stupid, retarded, brainless, nutless, craven, worthless fuckers. Jeri escaped his stupid, nutless, piece of shit owner's home with only a few cuts and scrapes. However, he has a profound loathing for other dogs, because his stupid, nutless, piece of shit owner taught him to fight other dogs from puppyhood. Now Jeri is living with a totally cute girl I met at Starbucks, and she is looking to place him in a nice (dogless) home.
I can't tell you what a sweetheart this guy is. He's about 75 pounds and has no idea. He thinks he's a lap dog, and all he wants to do is cuddle and play.
If you're interested in adopting Jeri, email me for his foster mommy's information.
Posted by The Bunny at 2:04 PM