TheBunnyBlog.com - February 1, 2008

So I've seen a few episodes now (20--I'm hooked), and in watching the bulk of The L Word and having the characters develop before mine eyes, I've come to be quite befuddled about this new season. There is something I'm terribly confused about. Perplexed, you could even say. I was hoping today that there might be some lesbians out there, or maybe just women who love women--we don't need to label--who can't help me out with my question. It's about this season. It's just one question. This photo is relevant to the question (and also very nice).

What is this? What is this, thing, this...this...incendiary little thing, and what is it doing to my root chakra? I mean...this is a person--a girl, it seems. And she is human. So there's that. I know she's just human. But, what in fucking holy hell is she wielding? Some super-sonic sex ray? Some trans-TV fuck wave? Some...some...I can't even think. I can't even write. Holy shit. She's got powers. She's...got powers. The powers speak to me, and they say "Erin. This is Shane. You should take her to Massachusetts and make the marriage with her."

Okay, and then just one more question. I know I said there was only one question, but now I have another one: Who's fucking retarded idea was it to write this character into celibacy?

I swear to God, this character makes me question my sexuality. Perhaps I've been lesbian all along, and Shane or someone like it was the magical catalyst. Wouldn't that be some shit? And it also makes me question how much I am loved by the readers of my blog. God damn you. How long have you known about Shane? Years, I bet. You tried to keep her all to yourself. You selfish bitches. Selfish, selfish, selfish. You should learn to share.

Posted by The Bunny at 2:04 AM