TheBunnyBlog.com - September 14, 2007

No, I'm not dead. Thanks for all the concerned emails, the "Don't swallow any pills" and "Razors are not the answer" emails, and knowing me--which some of you do quite well--the concern is a rational one. That said, I'm doing as well as ever. I'm just a busy bee.

I have lots to catch you up on. Lots of stories to come. There was the Bondage Ball evening, a foul night with Kungfu Mikey, back stage with Paul Wall, a raucous 4th of July, the night I happened upon--quite accidentally--the greatest coke in LA, the night I kissed the ugliest girl alive, and my personal favorite...the night I nearly fucked a bitch in half at Metal Skool. Nearly, I say. Nearly.

Right now I'd like to tell you about what I learned in class today at the gym: how to stand with one's finger to one's lip, calmly and casually so as to not let on that one's foot will soon explode into an opposing nutsack.

This guy was my teacher. Eeee!

Now, I'm not one for celebrities. I saw Pam Anderson at Whole Foods, and my first thought was "Bitch, we'd all like a crack at the feta. Move your ass." But I was frankly overwhelmed. Like a schoolgirl.

Here we are together, and the first motherfucker to mention that you can screen movies on my fucking enormous forehead gets a Bas Rutten original kick to the pills.

Posted by The Bunny at 4:19 PM