A Retraction - August 30, 2005

I am told I must print a retraction.

The recent sunglass purchase made by BunnySis for the Cubs game we went to as a family was mistakenly recorded as a faux Gucci purchase. BunnySis would like me to point out that her new glasses are faux Dolce and Gabana. She would also like me to mention that she is much heavier than Nicole Richie (though she is not. Holy body amorphism...) BunnySis was offended because "Gucci's summer line is rancid! I would never put them on my face, faux or no."

How we emerged from the same uterus, I'll never know.

Posted by The Bunny at 5:07 PM

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Bunny,

I've read everything on your site, and I'll tell you what I've told others. At first I wasn't sure I liked your stuff. But the more you write and the more I read, the more I really like your style. You are really developing into a fine writer. I really like you and your stories. The Crazy Show is my favorite, by a long distance.

Posted by: Rachel at August 30, 2005 07:32 PM

pah, Gucci smucci, she shat her pants at the end of the night, I'm surprised she even cares.

Posted by: Isaac at August 30, 2005 09:29 PM

Maybe the Dolces were the perfect shade of brown to compliment the shit in her pants?

Posted by: TheBunny at August 30, 2005 09:44 PM

Maybe your mutts don't want the treats I picked up for them this morning?

Bunny Edit: I was the naughty one. Do not malign my mutts!

Posted by: BunnySis at August 31, 2005 09:49 AM

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