An Epistemological Entry; Busty Cops 2 - December 4, 2007

Here's a thought: Karl Rove is controlling the free world with carefully selected portions of the ambient abuse rule book.

It's a furthering of my idea that we're all codependent: Grandpa came home from war, had some untreated PTSD, went emotionally vacant, seeded the enfilade of satanic backwash also known as "the Boomers" and they--instead of simply dealing with their issues--paid their angst forward. We're not supposed to talk about that though. We're supposed to have kids, and burden them with our own angst using carefully selected portions of ambient abuse we inherited from our parents...guilt, projection, avoidance of emotion. Religion, now more than ever, is our helper. Medieval fanaticism makes for dutiful kids, you know.

So we're susceptible. If someone says, "Hey! What's that you say? You want more money for schools and healthcare? Well look how selfish you are when TERRORISTS ARE AT THE GATE. THEY'RE ON OUR BORDERS WITH SUPER LASER GUNS AND MUSTARD GAS. THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES. THEY'LL RIP THEM APART WITH THEIR DARKY SHIT-STAINED NEGRO HANDS, AND EAT THEM WHOLE. IF A MAN CAN MARRY A MAN THEN A MAN CAN MARRY A GOAT. FREEDOM IS DANGEROUS." Karl Rove reminds me of Grandma.

"YOU'LL DIE IF YOU TAKE A SHOWER."

I dunno. Just a thought. He's a crafty sonofabitch, that Karl Rove. Perhaps--next election--we should all just deal with the myriad of issues with which we're afflicted-- vapidity, drug abuse, the regular visiting of churches--I like to think it's not too late for you and me. I like to think we can change. I like to think we're better than the satanic backwash. I like to think we'll be the generation that dishonors this vicious ethos. Bitchslaps it. Beats it to a pulp. Fucks it up the ass. With no lube. Oh dear god, I'm horny.

I could go on, but now I'm just distracted. I was typing and half-watching "Rules of Attraction" on Showtime, and not really paying attention to it, because it isn't the best Brett Easton Ellis adaptation, and I was so interested in my Karl Rove codependency thingy, but it's now 2:09 AM and Showtime has switched to hot Eastern European chicks gyrating in diamond encrusted thongs, topless international spies in latex pants and girl-on-girl prison friskiness. I can't bitch any longer. I think this is the work of Karl Rove. If so, he is even craftier than I suspected. We are facing a formidable foe.

DAMN YOU KARL ROVE!

Posted by The Bunny at 5:03 AM

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jesus fuck bunny - politics and spankings all in one post? do you do this just to torment me? WHY ARE YOU THE PERFECT WOMAN???

Posted by: jolie at December 4, 2007 07:53 AM

Hello, Funny. I hope you slept well that night. Me...I think I may lay down for a nap. : D

Posted by: Wayland at December 4, 2007 10:23 AM

As funny as this is it puts light on a very serious issue. All those emotions of anger we should be feeling are dampened by the entertainment industry. We're kept in check by the constant wash of entertainment news, and porno. We don't know our Karl rove from our range rover.

Posted by: jeremy at December 4, 2007 10:54 AM

I wanna make out with you. Get naked and throw you in a rear naked choke.. You are awesome!

Posted by: yoyoma at December 4, 2007 12:09 PM

I don't see why karl rove didn't run for president...

...oh wait me must be part of the upper-upper Illuminati

Posted by: not a doktor at December 4, 2007 02:53 PM

Speaking of issues, I'm starting to wonder if I have a drinking problem. I started my day with a glass of juice and a shake, and I had soup for lunch. I've had 5 cups of tea, 2 cans of redbull 3 can's of miscellaneous caffinated soda and 3 litres of water, and it's only 1:30 in the afternoon.

We just passed our national elections, so there's at least 4 years before I can deal with this issue at an election. I might have to start going to church so I can replace this nasty drinking habbit with hookers, blow and altar boys.

Posted by: scootah at December 4, 2007 10:36 PM

"Fucks it up the ass. With no lube. Oh dear god, I'm horny."

I have tears, I am laughing that hard.

You are awesome

Posted by: DolceBella at December 5, 2007 07:15 AM

Sadly enough I think more Americans know more about Busty Cops than current political issues... I know I do.

You should do a dissertation on the relation of inmates in prison to their lack of proper education, and Bikini Chain Gang.

Posted by: Matt at December 20, 2007 09:41 AM