What I saw today - May 2, 2008
After a good day of fighting yuppie douchebags at Runyon, I stopped into a Starbucks for an iced coffee (it was a really hot day). Or at least, I intended to, but parked much further away from the Starbucks than planned, and had to double back on foot.
On the way there, I happened upon a large black man standing next to a small woman. A very small woman. She was a midget, with black hair. She was wearing a lacy black bra and belly shirt--which barely covered her little midget breasts--and her tummy ran in muscular bumps to the crotch of her jeans. Under her jeans were rainbow leg warmers. She was smoking a cigarette. Her lashes were the longest I've ever seen. I had never before been attracted to a midget, but now found myself in just such a sitch.
She looked vaguely familiar. That always happens in Hollywood. People look familiar, and then, when their filed-away facial features meet a match in your brain, you go "Oh, that's so and so, from such and such television show." But it was more than her facial features that matched up. It was her whole body, as I had previously seen her fuck a fat man and his thick, black girlfriend at the Bunny Ranch on Cathouse: The Series.
I must say, Bridget the Midget is smoking hot, and not because she smokes.
That's all I have to say today. I just thought you might enjoy that sighting.
Posted by The Bunny at 12:30 AM
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LMFAO!
Posted by: DolceBella at May 2, 2008 01:54 AM
LMFAO!
Posted by: DolceBella at May 2, 2008 01:54 AM
Hee.
Posted by: Judi at May 2, 2008 08:45 AM
She came to our town and was supposed to be a 'feature stripper' at one of our gentleman's clubs. I had seen her on Howard Stern, and thought she was just awesome. So we were way excited to go see her dance. We got there (already a little late in the evening) and she wasn't there. A few beers later she cruises in with her bodyguard, and sits down. She's carrying some luggage, so I assume she was all set to get dressed and perform.
She never danced. The whole night was just the same 'ol regular stripper spectacle, but we had paid a special cover to see Bridgette. I got her to sign my hat, but she didn't really wanna engage in small talk. I didn't come up like some drunk frat guy or anything, she just seemed to be in bad spirits. We were pretty disappointed.
Posted by: some_perv at May 2, 2008 10:05 AM
I knew you were bi Bunny, and I knew that you fukked Tucker Max, and still communicate/live/clean up after/tolerate him... But still, I held hope for you to develop some taste.. But now, you are lusting after a midget who screws black men for money? Sheesh.... I am afraid to ask "what next?"
Posted by: Jeannette at May 2, 2008 10:23 AM
This is why I LOVE living in Hollywood.
Posted by: Kanoa at May 2, 2008 11:41 AM
farther.
Posted by: tc at May 3, 2008 11:21 AM
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I saw the Cathouse Diaries in question. I thought Ms. Bridget was a bit stumpy.
Posted by: JackSpratling at May 7, 2008 04:18 PM
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