Crossing a Line? Yes? No?
I had phone sex in a Starbucks the other day during a business meeting. Am I your hero?
I didn't touch myself or anything, and I didn't come. The guy on the other end of the conversation did--not in a Starbucks!--safely within the confines of his apartment. I didn't really say much either, but sort of answered filthy erotic queries as "Yes," meaning "Yes, of course I'll tie you up and rape you," or "No," meaning "No, you won't be able to feel your nipples for weeks," and crossed and uncrossed my legs about a gazillion times. I'm sure it 'sounded' like I was having phone sex by my tone, and yes, there were some kids, like, twenty feet away waiting for their tangerine smoothies by the "Akeela and the Bee" point of purchase display graphic, but I tried real hard not to notice them.
Nevertheless...I had phone sex in a Starbucks.
Comments
Yes, you are my hero. If only because I got the update of you having phone sex before going to work at a competing barista. I'm going to give everyone on their cell phone in the dining room a curious look today.
Posted by: Ben Holub ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thebunnyblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 7, 2006 04:09 AM
AWESOME!
Posted by: LilaChicaD at October 9, 2006 06:40 PM
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