Destiny - October 20, 2005
I've always felt that I was destined for greatness, that on the day I was born, God looked down upon the earth and said, "There ya go...now no more bitching about how boring it is down there."
I get these emails every day:
"I came across your site through tuckers, which I came across through maddox. Maddox and Tucker ALWAYS make me laugh, but I dont really identify with them at all. They're guys, and I'm a pretty laid back girl(ok, only when I'm drunk).
Anyway. The point of all of this is to thank you for helping me realize my own sexuality. previously, i ignored what I wanted and suppressed myself. Now I know I can't just pretend i was drunk or "in the moment" at the time and get away with it. Bunny, I've gotten girls drunk and convinced them it would be fun and friendly to lick warm fudge and whipped cream off each others' bodies. I've given girls alcohol with the hopes they would get drunk and try making out with me. I've always woken up the next morning feeling guilty and dirty, praying to god i wasnt gay. And I like gay people and all, but I want to be straight. but you helped me realize, hey, I'm straight; I just happen to really like girls' bodies. And touching them."
There it is, folks. I am destined to bring girl on girl love to mainstream America. God, I love being me. Fuck yeah.
Posted by The Bunny at 6:55 PM
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girl on girl love = awesome
its in the math, cant go wrong
Posted by: Lox
at October 20, 2005 08:23 PM
Hey Bunny, last night I was walking around in bunny ears and making out with a hot redhead. Sadly, no one got it when I kept saying "Look, I'm trying to be like the Bunny." I tried to spread the Bunny love...I was just slurring too much to explain the whole Bunny blog concept.
Posted by: AngryPlath
at October 20, 2005 08:37 PM
Damn you Bunny, if you keep converting all the women in the dating pool from cock lovers to cock I-could-go-either-wayer's, I will have to continue getting tucker-max-drunk alone far too often.
Looking forward to the next PMS spell due to begin in the next week or so. Always entertaining.
Nut
Posted by: nutsaq
at October 21, 2005 01:19 AM
"I am destined to bring girl on girl love to mainstream America."
This HAS to make you a goddess or something. It just has to.
Posted by: mav_ian
at October 21, 2005 02:36 AM
Bunny, you do realize that I might not have ever had a threesome had I not read your "Friday Night Uncensored." And we've done it three nights this week, actually. Mmm, I like me some girls.
Bunny edit: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
Posted by: Christina McKenna
at October 21, 2005 10:35 AM
I THINK I'M A LESBIAN, NOW, TOO!!!!!
Posted by: RocketSurgeon
at October 21, 2005 04:57 PM
Bunny,
Of course every man is going to be proud of you, but this is coming from a girl who was raised born again christian and realized she was a big lesbian! Rock on, have fun and love on some women!!!
god i love chicks!
Sk8tergrl24
Posted by: sk8tergrl24
at October 24, 2005 11:18 AM
So I have a question for you, Bunny: what do you think is the actual percentage of women who are gay? And what percentage within that group are suppressing their true nature?
What do other readers think?
Posted by: jdog
at October 24, 2005 12:55 PM
I'm a senior at the University of Florida, so I've seen my share of girls making out. I would bet that 90% are just doing it for the attention of all the horny guys at said bar/party. But, that other 10% are the girls that are closet lesbians and just don't want to come out for fear of retribution from the overly self-righteous sisters of whatever sorority they joined.
So although I like 100% of that, I think only about 10% are actually lesbians. I'm anxious to see what these girls do after they graduate, though.
And Bunny, as sexy as you are, please don't turn ALL beautiful girls that you meet into lesbians. I hope to head back to the Chicago area after I graduate, and as an econ major I know that if the supply of hetero-hotties is diminished by your actions, than the demand for the straight girls will greatly increase. This is very bad considering my mediocre game. So, for the sake of nice guys, please tone down your sexual awesomeness when it comes to women.
Posted by: Jeremy
at October 25, 2005 02:15 AM
Jdog--
Alfred Kinsey had a 0-6 scale of hetero/homosexuality. People who are 0 are exclusively heterosexual and people who are 6 are exclusively homosexual. 3's are equally attracted to both sexes. It is very rare that a person is a 0 or a 6. I'm about a 2.
Posted by: Christina McKenna
at October 25, 2005 09:43 AM
Ok, let me re-formulate my question: what percentage of women do you think are not 0 on the Kinsey scale, and what percentage within that group are in denial?
Posted by: jdog
at October 25, 2005 10:39 AM
You people are IDIOTS! Bunny is not a fucking lesbian, nor has she ever claimed to be. She is bi-sexual, though I think more appropriately she is classified as a straight girl who likes chicks.
If you have half a brain in your head, you want Bunny to be as successful as possible with this. Why? IT MEANS MORE THREESOMES YOU TARDS, NOT MORE LESBIANS.
WHy are so many people so stupid?
Bunny edit: Be nice, or you will be banned, Gorilla.
Posted by: Tucker Max
at October 25, 2005 12:33 PM
I would like to answer the gentleman who asked me not to turn women into lesbians, though.
If anything, exploring my bisexuality has only made sex with men far better, and far more interesting. Much more so than it ever was before. Encouraging women to enjoy each other benefits the men they will enjoy as well.
Posted by: TheBunny
at October 25, 2005 01:31 PM
Another advantage with threesomes involving one regular partner is that the women we pick up are way hotter than what I would usually achieve on my own. It's almost always a one time deal, but that doesn't bother me.
Bunny Edit: Umm... do not ever mention this to your lady. She won't take it very well. That's another thing I should discuss with men: it is VERY important to be sensitive and NOT say things like "Wow, this girl is so much hotter than the girls I get." Especially when your lady is filed under "girls you get."
Posted by: jay
at October 26, 2005 03:46 AM
Dumb kids. Even Max knows that girl on girl sex is a good thing for straight men. I have no interest in threesomes (attention span not preference) but for those of that are, err less unique, ET turning the world into oversexed bi-sexual girls is great. Unles you are Italian and, well, then, I hope you die alone in hell.
Posted by: D-Rock
at October 26, 2005 05:59 AM
I wholeheartedly agree with Tucker. My husband and I can absolutely attest that this means more threesomes, not more lesbians.
Posted by: Christina McKenna
at October 26, 2005 08:49 AM
A Bunny-style or Bunny-inspired awakening is sufficient but happily not necessary for threesome delights. As the evidence collected on my web page suggests, even determinedly 'straight' women can be persuaded if it is done so properly.
threesomearchive.blogspot.com
Keep up the good work!
Posted by: threesomearchive
at October 28, 2005 11:51 AM
Yo Bun! Do you have a story up about WHY you like girls so much? We may be able to rework it into something approaching a Bisexual Manifesto...
Posted by: Mikey
at October 29, 2005 01:20 PM
"...do not ever mention this to your lady"
The flipside of this is that the women we pick up are hotter (and straighter) than she can normally manage. For my gf, part of the thrill is actually in corrupting straight women.
If done right, you become partners in crime and it brings you closer rather than cheapening your relationship.
As an aside:
Despite the amount that women complain about bad head from men, when it comes to their first time eating pussy THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT.
Posted by: jay
at October 31, 2005 09:44 AM
"I am destined to bring girl on girl love to mainstream America."
Dear Bunny, I think you might not be aware of your faithful fans and followers in Europe (and probably all over the world).
Posted by: Eva at May 25, 2007 10:26 AM
eve... like eva... from wall-e... eeva...
i so desperately need a life...
although it probably works better for you if i don't...
enjoy the commentation (fun word...) blog slave...
Posted by: jtarin
at March 17, 2009 07:12 AM

