Do me a solid
If you happen to run into a rabid Armenian fucktard in a black Lexus with no respect for runners, lisence plate: XRT_ ____, administer swift kicks to his cock until it resembles this:
I can estimate the amount of cities I've gone for runs in at some number in the 50-100 range. I've lived in six different states, big cities, small towns, all of it, and I've had some run-ins with bad drivers, but I've never experienced anything quite like the Armenian driver. There is no need for such display of reckless speed. This is not "Fast and the Furious 4; Zankou Chicken." From what I've heard about the male Armenian, penis size is not a viable excuse, and I'm pretty positive that none of us are Peacocks.
I'm not sure why they drive like this, but one thing's certain: I would rather run down the middle of Main Street, St. Petersburg in full camo during early bird special rush hour than on a sidewalk in Glendale at any hour.
So if you see that little shit, kicks to his cock.
Thanks in advance,
Bunny (in need of Lasik)
Comments
Crotch = hurty just thinking of the potential Bunny bloodbath.
Posted by: Chizzer ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thebunnyblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 23, 2006 06:09 PM
And here all I can think about is the nice leg that got injured. Keep up the good work miss Bunn.
Posted by: StayBile at October 24, 2006 01:20 AM
Awwww bunny... I fell a few weeks ago and my leg looked alot like that. Your new best friend: hydrocolloid. Its sold at most places under the brand BandAid ActivFlex and its the absolute best thing on the market to help prevent infection and scarring. I gashed my shin down to the last layer of tissue and dont have much of a scar after 10 DRs appts and using hydrocolloids on it. Good luck!!!
Posted by: hokiebomb07 at October 24, 2006 04:34 PM
Oh god, that looks painful. And deep. How many times is this that you've been hit by cars? Yikes.
It is a very nice leg, though.
Posted by: Cori at October 24, 2006 04:55 PM
For god's sake woman, BUY A TREADMILL BEFORE YOU DIE.
Posted by: Leroy77 at October 24, 2006 09:44 PM
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