Drunk Email from BunnySis
i'm so fucketd. tup. i hate my asister. i bet i sp0elled the at right.
i need to get laid instead of coming hom end emailing mu styister ]
. what's wrong w/ me, i''m cute???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w2ha5 3h3 ruddk!!!!!!!?////
I M3QN DF334WPOIW;3/ NU/. ,a, o mpte cite/
lwhat the cfukx?
I'm not kidding. This is the email, verbatim.
Comments
out of curiousity... how bad is it if you can actually read and understand this email?
Posted by: DjEc
at December 9, 2005 05:21 AM
I woke up this morning on my couch with the front door to my apartment wide open and the contents of my purse on the floor. However, nothing was missing and I was fully clothed.
In my defense I started drinking at noon yesterday.
Posted by: BunnySis
at December 9, 2005 11:19 AM
Drunkanese at its finest. It sounds like Sis had a good night, unfortunately her annorexic ass didnt have a happy ending. Apparently she lacks the determination. Either that or she wasnt dressed trendy enough for the guys to notice her.
Posted by: StayBile
at December 9, 2005 11:34 AM
Bite your fucking tounge!
I'm always dressed trendy enough.
Posted by: BunnySis
at December 9, 2005 12:11 PM
Well if she really needs it that much, I guess I could take one for the team here ;)
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I hope that didn't come off as creepy, oh wait too late.
Posted by: Morehead
at December 9, 2005 05:09 PM
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