Drunk Email from BunnySis

i'm so fucketd. tup. i hate my asister. i bet i sp0elled the at right.

i need to get laid instead of coming hom end emailing mu styister ]
. what's wrong w/ me, i''m cute???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


w2ha5 3h3 ruddk!!!!!!!?////

I M3QN DF334WPOIW;3/ NU/. ,a, o mpte cite/

lwhat the cfukx?

I'm not kidding. This is the email, verbatim.

Comments

out of curiousity... how bad is it if you can actually read and understand this email?

Posted by: DjEc [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 05:21 AM

I woke up this morning on my couch with the front door to my apartment wide open and the contents of my purse on the floor. However, nothing was missing and I was fully clothed.

In my defense I started drinking at noon yesterday.

Posted by: BunnySis [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 11:19 AM

Drunkanese at its finest. It sounds like Sis had a good night, unfortunately her annorexic ass didnt have a happy ending. Apparently she lacks the determination. Either that or she wasnt dressed trendy enough for the guys to notice her.

Posted by: StayBile [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 11:34 AM

Bite your fucking tounge!

I'm always dressed trendy enough.

Posted by: BunnySis [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 12:11 PM

Well if she really needs it that much, I guess I could take one for the team here ;)
...
I hope that didn't come off as creepy, oh wait too late.

Posted by: Morehead [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 05:09 PM

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