Emails
People email me all the time, to spread good and bad, and I love them for it. Even the bad ones. There's something about a constant, ridiculous influx of email from strangers that makes me feel special in my parts. I wish I could answer them all, but I'm so busy with the book and making sure Murph doesn't kill herself, that I have no time. Therefore, I only answer the ones with naked breasts in them. Sorry guys.
Wait, that's not true. I also have my circle of fubared friends, the ones who email me with the same kind of mindset I had at my worst hoping I can help them. I can't, of course, but I like to email them lots to make sure they're okay. So there's another time suck, but its a totally worthy one.
Hopefully when the book is done I'll have all kinds of time to answer Emails. Hopefully. But I would like to address a specific type of email that is coming in droves. DROVES, people.
"Does coconut oil really work?"
You shallow sons of bitches. Yes it does, but make sure you get a high quality organic oil, and if you do, you'll be sending me the next kind of email that's been coming in droves, or "Thank you, Bunny! Coconut oil is the best."
Comments
Coconut oil is for stirrup-pant clad silly ladies with shopping carts full of Colon Cleanse at Trader Joe's.
Posted by: KungFu Mike ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thebunnyblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at November 2, 2006 08:00 PM
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