Fuck Liza - October 4, 2006
You know, I'm aware of the power of the Internet. It got me that long-lusted-after book deal I wanted. It got many knots out of my spiritual rope, cleansed me of a few insanities and brought me great digital miracles such as regular pictures of hot naked breasts in my inbox, but still, I underestimate its power on an almost daily basis. For that, great Internet, the all-knowing eye in the sky, I am sorry.
I should have known you people were feeling as frustrated with the flakiness of the female as I was.
I should have written about it earlier. I would have seen quicker salve for my chafed ego, instead of brooding on my own because "men are pigs" and all that jazz. Are they pigs? Or do they understand me? Do they get me? Am I a pig too? This past week, I have been inundated with kind and supportive messages from men who share in my frustrations, men who initmately understand my struggles. Of course, I've gotten kind and supportive messages from women who share my frustration as well, and I plan to be friends with all the men, and make sweet, sweet love to all the women. Oink oink.
Testify!
Posted by The Bunny at 1:45 PM
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It's not just men who have gripes about fake bisexual women. I was flirting with a really hot chick in my Art class who kept touching me(arms, shoulders and waist), winking at me and making suggestive comments about her sexuality. I took this as a sign she was interested. It turned out she was fucking engaged, and wasn't bisexual or even bi-curious. She went out with me, let me buy dinner and her cover to a club, proceeded to get drunk off of my money and then eventually ditch me when her fiance called (thats when I found out about him).
Posted by: kate ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thebunnyblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 5, 2006 01:51 PM
Um... that sucks... for the both of you. Sorry. :(
Hopefully, I'm not a "Liza".
Posted by: Kelsness at October 5, 2006 06:47 PM
Well Kate, while I'm sure that sucked for you, it is kinda comforting for me to find out that bitches like her pull that shit on other women as well. I thought they only did that shit to men, guess I was wrong. Although I must say it's getting pretty bad when WOMEN can't even stand women.
Posted by: Leroy77 at October 5, 2006 09:21 PM
