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Getting to Know me

In my Inbox yesterday:

Welcome to the Fall 2005 edition of getting to know your friends.
What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire email and paste it into a new one. Change all the answers so they apply to you and then send this to a whole bunch of people, including-the person who sent it to you. The idea is that you will learn a lot of-little things about your friends that you probably didn't know already.

These were my responses:

1. What time did you get up this morning? 1:45pm
2. Diamonds or pearls? Shut up
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter
4. What's your favorite TV shows? Fuck you
5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Haven't eaten yet
6. What's your favorite cuisine? Coffee
7. What foods do you dislike? Go to hell
8. What is your favorite chip flavor? Fuck off
9. What's your favorite CD at the moment? Get Behind me Satan
10. What kind of car do you drive? It's a piece of shit
11. Favorite sandwich? Me between two strippers
12. What characteristics do you despise? All of them
13. What is your favorite type of clothing? My Hooters shirt
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Away from people
15. What color is your bathroom? Dirt
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Hooters brand
17. Where would you retire? On your face
18. Favorite time of the day? Masturbation time
19. What was your most memorable birthday? Die
20. Where were you born? Oswego, NY
21. Favorite sport to watch? Face humping
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Someone who has a life
23. Person you expect to send it back first? Someone who doesn't have a life
24. What fabric detergent do you use? All
25. Were you named after anyone? My parents wanted a boy. They don't love me
26. Do you wish on stars? Life is meaningless
27. When did you last cry? Somebody kill me
28. Do you like your handwriting? I want to die
29. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hell no
30. Are you a daredevil? Oh my God, I want to die
31. Do looks matter? Fuck
32. How do you release anger? Sweet Mary, mother of Christ
34. What were your favorite toys as a child? Someone put me out of my misery
35. What class in High School was totally useless? AHHHHHGGGGG
36. What is Your Favorite dessert? I have PMS

Comments

way too much of that shit goin around, its like a disease of retarded survey chain letters, but really, those answers, so damn unoriginal, you can do better than that

Posted by: Lox at December 10, 2005 09:57 PM

I'm giggling like an idiot. Vicious people are my kind of people.

Posted by: Kermit at December 10, 2005 10:10 PM

Um, Lox...What part of "I'm busy writing a book" did you not understand?

I can do better, yes. I am doing better, all day long every day, so the blog suffers for a month or two.

Posted by: TheBunny at December 11, 2005 02:25 AM

There is a girl I know who fills one of the out and sends it EVERY DAY. I read these, and I fuck with her every time, but yet she continues. If you're interested, I'll post what I write back to her.

Cheers,

Blue

Posted by: GeekwithaGuitar at December 11, 2005 12:10 PM

"36. What is Your Favorite dessert? I have PMS"

Maybe it's the PMS talking but that is quite possibly the most relevent I have ever read relating to the preference of desserts.

Posted by: kate at December 11, 2005 05:09 PM

This response is perfect. What else did they expect from you? I laughed my ass off.

Posted by: unwashed azz at December 12, 2005 09:19 PM

I see this and all I can think is "I got up way too early and God I need a coffee"

Posted by: Coolie at December 13, 2005 12:44 AM

wo, someones a little defensive, fine, you finish your book, but if its not pulitzer quality... heads will roll

Posted by: Lox at December 13, 2005 04:52 PM

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