I apparently need "John of God" - June 13, 2009
I get a whole lot of emails from a whole lot of people who have the problems of the mental kind. Hey, who among us is perfect? It's a tough, tough world, and sometimes we don't feel so hot.
Every now and then, I get an email like this, and I just think...good lord, what is this person smoking?
Hey Bunny,I just stumbled across your blog for the first time, and damn girl you must've spent your life looking for something: answers, purpose, a hiadus from "life"; regretfully, only to be eaten by one asshole only to be shit out of another. I can empathize only a few of your issues, mainly the alcohol and drug abuse. Yes, they numb'ed out all the loud mouth bitches tellin me what to do with my life, as well as the inner voice telling me im worthless. I started see'ing a shrink who would "console" (her word) "macabre" being mine. Realizing my life isn't worth living, and that I'll never regain the mental wit I had once had I resorted to the only thing my hackneyed self could do. Find the only place on earth where malignant brain tumors had been eradicated, AIDS diminished, Multiple Sclerosis cured; where mentally unstable people belong. Anyways, look up Abadiania, Brazil and check out whats so amazing about this place. I never believed in this shit, and still don'. All I can say is that after a two week visit, I'm back in the U.S chillen here free from The Captains' allure, and incredulously devoid of any drug paraphernalia. Believe it or not you can still get the answers and help you've been searching for, you'll even be able to settle down and lead a normal 30yrold female life... Anyways just check it out, it'll seem like bullshit but you can find sites with evidence that His shit actually works. The truth of the matter is that with current medical and psycological breakthorughs you wont be able to get the help you need/deserve. The dude in Abadiana CAN for a fact fix your psychosis and any other problems you may have. I myself am incredulous at this post because for some reason i care about your well being (wtf?). Also i feel like this is your only chance to save yourself from a bitter end like death/rape in an alleyway puddle of cat urine.
Dude's talking about "John of God." I don't need my amazing psychiatrist, I need to go to Brazil and pay 1500 bucks to have an "entity" stick it's fingers up my nose. Do yourself a favor, visit the site and feel really fuckin' normal for a tad.
Posted by The Bunny at 5:56 PM
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As long as it gets you to post an update it's not totally worthless, is it?
Hope you are enjoying your Summer, Bunny!
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at June 13, 2009 06:29 PM
"The photo is placed in the prayer basket, this usually means that the spiritual doctors need to observe you a little longer and the photo needs to be presented again in front of the Entity at a later time."
Send them a nude photo to make sure they pray over you for a really long time.
Posted by: DaveG at June 14, 2009 05:02 AM
Well... it seems that even the crazies that worry about you are abit too crazy for you. and that no matter where you go people will always have some extream of a personality type that doesnt work well with yours.
you love nature no? you could try liveing in a cave, you know, seeing as the constant move from place to place has done you no good.
at least you can look back and say that a lot of people took interest in your adventures, and that, despite your terminal insanity, youve had a rather colourful life, even if those colours nothing but the depressing blues and purples.
but seriously, the cave i actually quite pleasant. i think ive rambled on enough here, have the life you want.
Posted by: Bke at June 14, 2009 08:10 AM
If it were a bit cheaper, I'd sign up with a friend and have a good time being a pain in John of God's ass.
Posted by: Nadia at June 15, 2009 10:21 AM
Read the whole rant again, but with the voice of Dennis Hopper in "Apocalypse Now" when he was ranting about Kurtz to Marlow...way funnier!
Posted by: Taephit at June 15, 2009 11:43 AM
you don't need john of god...
you need to fuckin post...
we're starving...
Posted by: jtarin at June 15, 2009 02:49 PM
But don't you want to be "chillen here free from the The Captain's allure, and incredulously devoid of any drug paraphernalia"?
I think he's incredulously devoid of any drug paraphernalia because somebody ripped off his bong while he was in some ghetto favela being fingered by John of God.
Posted by: Daniel at June 15, 2009 04:19 PM
I thought everyone had a little Captain in them..
Posted by: colin at June 15, 2009 08:22 PM
Bunny - Can't you stick your own fingers in your nose for free?
Cheers - Rude Bobby
Posted by: Rude Bobby at June 21, 2009 02:13 PM
And remember, if the Entity marks a cross on your photo, you are required to go to Brazil as soon as possible for a spiritual operation.
Goody! Can someone explain the logistics of that to me, please?
Posted by: Bee at June 23, 2009 05:58 AM
When I saw the title, I thought your poop problems might have worsened.
Posted by: Amber at June 28, 2009 08:04 AM
"I run for the bus, dear,
While riding I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
At work I just take time
And all through my coffee break-time,
I say a little prayer for you".
Burt Rules
Shine On Bun.
Posted by: colin at June 28, 2009 02:58 PM
Wow, this guy's email has totally convinced me to shell out $1500 to take a necessary 'hiatus from my life.' Apparently, John of God's, Tatiana, is a skilled masseuse on top of being a renowned spiritual healer. If she gave happy endings, I would be even further convinced to take the voyage to Brazil.
Posted by: Wolfgang at June 28, 2009 08:23 PM
Bunny should become a masseuse that gives happy-endings instead, and charge 30 Euro per visit.
Posted by: Machine at July 4, 2009 11:42 AM
I miss you :(
Posted by: Marika at July 28, 2009 10:35 PM
please post soon!
Posted by: michelle at July 31, 2009 09:23 AM
bunny--
where are you? i miss your thoughts.
love,
kimberley
Posted by: kimberley at August 3, 2009 07:55 PM
Where did you go?
Posted by: AnneMichele at August 10, 2009 11:00 PM
Please, please, please come back? The withdrawal is killing me....
Posted by: Story at August 13, 2009 09:35 AM
You better not be fucking dead..
soycd
Posted by: colin at August 13, 2009 07:12 PM
Bunny's not dead. She's prolly banging some dude and hasn't had the time to blog about it just yet. Just have a little patience and you'll hear all about it shortly. In the meantime, would it be too much to ask Bunny to post a picture of waffles as part of her next entry?
Posted by: The Machine at August 16, 2009 10:05 AM
