Bunny, you have a problem.

That's probably why the guy is crying... He lost his favourite dildo.

I'd be crying too :(

I wonder how many losers thought this was a Bunny confessional post when they first read it?

*runs to try and scrub the L off his forhead one more time*

What's the name of the painting?

The gayest four word combination possible without branching off into German:

I'm high on life.

Enjoy your hangover.

bunny,

you are way funnier and much hotter than tucker ever dreamed of being. why don't you start going on tour and fucking like tucker does? your advantage would be you could hit from both sides of the plate. tucker hasn't gone there yet...

I would cry hysterically like that too if I cut of my ear as a sign of love to my one and only. But then when she becomes utterly repulsed by such a deep dark action that she screams in my still bleeding ear, "I am leaving men forever fuck you I'm going for the carpet!" No wounder why he then cut his penis off and through it in the fire, damn you all and you thought it was a dildo! Nope straight up penis!

The good part: Christmas parties mostly if not always involve lots of alcohol.
The bad: Combine this alcohol with your previous intake, and...
Well, Christmas isn't going to be boring this year, I guess.
Good luck.

Wow your one ugly cunt who over flatters herself thinking shes some sexy goddess.

Jesus Christ, your enough to make men turn devout misogynist

Bunny Edit: You're too kind. So you're a "Christian" eh? Two misused "your"[s] are usually a dead giveaway.