Johnny!
Ewww. Patrick Swayze = Johnny Castle? Don't give me that shit.
Johnny Castle is the tender hunk. He is the sensitive low-class streetfighter, the hittin' Neil in the Pachanga, black-panted panther of Kellerman's dance department and every late eighties, 'bout to hit puberty, dirty girl's dirtiest dreams. Just say his name, Johnny. Say it with me...Jaa-hnny. Say it all flustered the way Baby was after having lost her virginity to him in his seedy yet romantic cabin to Solomon Burke's pelvis popping "Cry to Me." Say it as she desperately spurted it on the steps of Penny's poor white trash cabin in the timid sun of Upstate New York--JOHNNY! Yeah...now say Patrick. That's what I thought.
Its Johnny Castle = blue collar hero and iconic sexual svengali to gay and straight alike. Its not Johnny Castle = self absorbed, wife-beating alcoholic incapable of finding a director who's willing to put up with his histrionics and endless facial weirdness due to excessive surgeries. My way is best. Johnny Castle would NEVER have an eyebrow lift!
That said, I find this site to be absolutely hilarious in a non-Dirty Dancing, never had anything to do with Dirty Dancing way:
The Official Patrick Swayze International Fan Club
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