Murph eats questionable dinner
Last night, I went to dinner with Tucker, his friend Courtney and Mark Ebner in Hollywood at a place right across the street from the celebrity Scientology center. Creepy, that place is. Shadows behind curtains, doom, gloom, Xenu, etc. I examined it while Ebner got a really good scoop from Courtney for one of the stories he's working on.
I guess it was the Scientology center or something, but I just wasn't that into my delicious filet. I chopped it up into doggy-sized pieces and wrapped it up for the mutts.
When I got home, Murph and Maxie were waiting, salivating at the door, for they could smell the meat through the walls. Murph could barely contain herself. I don't know why, because she had already eaten a sizeable dinner. A jumbo sized box of tampons sat upturned on the living room floor, and all but a few of the thirty six tampons that had previously sat within its confines were missing. Bits of cotton and string blew like tumbleweeds across the floor.
I put the water bowl away and hoped for the best. We all know what happens to tampons in water. I thank my lucky stars I'm not a Scientologist, so that I can freely and wholeheartedly say, "My little one is fucking retarded."
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You should take Murph for auditing. She can bring down scientology from within. How can they possibly win new converts if their stash of E-meters have been chewed beyond use?
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at September 21, 2006 06:38 PM
Did you still give them the meat?
On a serious note: watch out for the strings, if she ate those too, they can - if long enough - get caught in her intestines and clog them up. (She'd have to have emergency surgery.) So... if she's constipated, take her to the vet. If not, well, I don't suggest replacing kibble with tampons.
Posted by: Kelsness at September 23, 2006 04:09 AM
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