No! - May 10, 2007

I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. Lakesha Jones goes home, and that highlighted, wonky nosed freak with the beatbox moves on because young girls in America aren't allowed to fuck until 17? Fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuck that.

Young hormones ruin that show. A comprehensive, full scale social outreach like "Vibrators for Decent Music" should be implemented. Or we could call it "Vibrators for Amazing Fat Black Singers." Jesus Christ.

What's it like to sit down to the phones and vote for the one douchebag in an otherwise talented lineup of singing contestants because he's the only guy and you can't control your vagina? Seriously, I don't get that. The worst part must be the guilt they get at twenty when they start fucking and realize it's better done to Jill Scott than Maroon 5. In fact, Maroon 5 and sex don't go together at all. I'm drying up just thinking about that band.

I guess I know that guilt. I went to a New Kids on the Block concert in Buffalo when I was twelve. I wanted my sister to like me. It didn't work, it NEVER WORKED you bitch, but secretly on the down-low, in my spiffy Walkman, were taped recordings of all my dad's records: BST, ELO, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin. If there had been a show like American Idol back in the day (and if we hadn't been too poor to vote), I would've voted for the person who COULD SING.

Then again, I've always had a great relationship with my vag. It's very important. VIBRATORS FOR MUSIC!

Posted by The Bunny at 10:12 AM

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You make me smile. There's a good song that I came across while watching a trailer for the movie "Peaceful Warrior" which I still haven't seen : ( The song is "Breathe Me by Sia". If you can't find it anywhere then just hit up www.ProjectPlaylist.com, that is where I found it. I hope you'll like it.

Posted by: Wayland at May 10, 2007 12:26 PM

I should have known you weren't serious about the New Kids when you named Jon as your favorite.

Posted by: TheTrixie at May 10, 2007 01:01 PM

Lakesha was just a good singer. SHe didn't have anything that made her any more special then that. Blake has his own angle that makes him special by beat boxing. Jordin is cute and really good. Melinda is Amazing and almost always hits her notes. Lakesha's only angle was she tended to yell at the audience instead of belting out the tunes.

And I hated her gap teeth.

Posted by: Ai at May 10, 2007 01:06 PM

Blake isn't even a real beat boxer. He does a basic rythmn and it's always the same and overdone. Not to mention he looks like he's about to blow a priest everytime he brings the mic to his face. UGH!

Posted by: Helen at May 10, 2007 03:00 PM

Lakesha is amazing.

And Quincy Jones is picking her up to record her album right now and will probably be making room for her ridiculous awards this time next year and the 2007 American Idol winner...we won't remember...unless it's Blake...and he gets caught doing something dirty in a public bathroom.

Posted by: Ramsey at May 10, 2007 10:15 PM

Fuck you Trixie

Posted by: Jon at May 11, 2007 04:36 AM

Blake is talented! Nobody else has much personality that can also be construed and made into stage presence. Melinda plays the meek shy wow is that me angle all the time. Jordin is token talented teen, that's about it. How the fuck does LaKi lisp more while singing than she does talking? Seriously, English people lose their accents when singing but she sounds more like Cindy Brady than ever while warbling her tunes.

Posted by: anon at May 11, 2007 10:26 PM