Outstanding - November 9, 2006

I just got this email.

"There's more to the Girls Next Door than meets the eye. (Or maybe I was just naive ) Someone very involved in the Playboy world filled me in on what we DON'T see on the reality show. I'm not going to name names, so you'll have to figure it out, but it makes watching the show a LOT more interesting, looking for clues. Apparently ONE of the three girls (Holly, Kendra, and Bridget) is a hard-core lesbian and not the LEAST bit interested in men. Another of the girls is super freaky and into almost any kind of kinky sex. The third girl seems to have a genuine crush on Hef and just wants to keep him happy. The lesbian has claimed the super freak for her girlfriend and they regularly get it on in a wide variety of ways for Hef's amusement. The third one joins in if Hef says to. At his age, he's happy just to watch."

Oh, if only we knew which of the three was the lesbian! God is cruel with his great and mystifying, mysterious mysteries.

Posted by The Bunny at 6:33 PM

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ok i'm guessing kendra is the lesbo, bridget is kinky and holly loves heff. AM I RIGHT? Eff I love this show.

Posted by: danielleashleyb at November 9, 2006 07:49 PM

Now I see the err of my ways.

October 1, 2006
"Correct me if I'm wrong... but... I wouldn't think that a lesbo would sleep with Heff. That's just me, you know, thinking out loud.

Edit: That's perhaps the sweetest and most naive thing anyone has typed at me in a long time. Bless you and your precious innocence."

I was so incredibly wrong to ever doubt. Forgive me?

Posted by: Kelsness at November 10, 2006 06:20 AM

God is the biggest voyeur of the all. Fucking perv.

Posted by: colin san at November 10, 2006 02:14 PM

Kendra and Bridgette are the respective lesbian/freaky one. I'm not sure which is which but it's safe to say they are the weird ones. I might even guess that Kendra is the lesbo (call it a hunch). Holly is genuinely interested in making Hef happy, you can see it in her eyes and body language on the show.

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