Reno 911 the movie - March 15, 2007

I went to see it last night. Its pretty funny; I laughed out loud many times. Deputy Trudy Weigel deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame of excellent television sidekicks:

Nickname: Antisocial bi-polar manic depressive lunatic

Age: 39

Rank: Deputy

Height: 5' 9 1/2" (without arch support insoles)

Personal Motto: If life gets bad enough - there's always suicide.

Weapon of Choice: My wit and charm.

Astrological Sign: Cappy - Aquarius Cusper

Favorite Donut: I'm allergic to flour.

Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything from the "Beaches" soundtrack

What did you want to be when you grew up? - Someone else.

Reason for joining the force? - The doctors thought it would be a good idea to get out of the house.

Undercover Identity: Sex Kitten

Why I love Reno: The climate is good for my asthma.

I got there late, and was forced to sit in the only open seat next to what I thought was a homeless woman. A third of the way through the movie, she began rocking back and forth with her hands clasped to her chest. Toward the end, she began loudly whispering into an imaginary wrist watch, and I wasn't sure what she said until the whispering got louder, and it became clear that her wristwatch wanted to shiv me. "What should we do to her? Should we cut her? Put her in a stew? Should we make little cookies out of her? Should we..."

And I thought, "I should go. But the movie's almost over, and I don't wanna get up and interrupt it. Erin, you idiot, you're gonna get stabbed. Fuck these people!"

When did manners and propriety become important enough to get shivved for? How many other retarded things am I doing because I'm supposed to be nice?

Posted by Tucker Max at 11:32 AM

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