I am SO the classier sister.

Never early to start investing in depends! Hot!

I think there is a rick charette song about that.. Mud Mud I love Mud! definitely about soiling yourself.

Never early to start investing in depends! Hot!

I think there is a rick charette song about that.. Mud Mud I love Mud! definitely about soiling yourself.

Shit happens. Literally.

I am sooooo sad to say that I have also done this. More than once...

My head is going to wrong places here - but if you like anal sex, that could have weakened your sphincter muscles...

Not sure if there are exercises that can fix that - pelvic floor type stuff?

and with that the fantasies of a bunny/bear threeway I've been enjoying over the past few days come to an end.

What happened? Sorry I was distracted by the Diva Village girl.

I live in constant fear of sharting myself.

that's rad. this girl i knew shit a little while coughing from pot smoke. we all laughed.

my girl and i will be in new york in august. if you're still there, we will get you drunk. really fucking drunk. singing drunk. we're staying in the st. marks area.

that is hot.

ahhahahah! so nice to know im not the only grown woman whose intestines are completely fucked.

Wow.. a woman can multi-task.

I haven't had the sneezing problem, per-se... but... you know... wet sounding farts? Sometimes really ARE wet. Yeah... that's what I get for being lactose intolerant and eating a large bowl of queso. Should have known.

I had a midori splice over the easter break and the dairy in it sent my salad straight through me.

Hey, I can relate to this happening. I have fucked up trouble with my bowels. I always find myself having to shit at the most inappropriate times. Couldn't tell you how often I've had to shit outside, in a bar, at a party, or in my pants. I mean seriously I have a hundred stories about this nonsense. I always thought I had some kind of psychosomatic disorder, but I recently went to the Univessity of Chicago Hospital and found out I have Celiac Disease. It's a digestive disease that damages the small intestine, people who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. So basically I can't drink beer or eat bread without eventually having uncontrallable shits. But the really fucked up part is all the different symptoms. Celiac disease affects people differently. One person might have diarrhea and abdominal pain, while another person may be irritable or depressed. I mean i never even heard of this CelDis until a couple months ago but it really explained a lot of my problems, and Gluten is seriously in everything. Fucking Soy Sauce has gluten in it. I think I've been rambling, but you Might want to check out your situation.

Billy: From what little I know of The Bunny, I can safely assume that she not only knows about Celiac Disease but is familiar with every potential symptom and has checked it against an extensive mental list of her thoughts, actions and behaviors compiled over the last several years.

Tangent: Did you see the National Geographic Wolf Man special? INSANE! Shaun Ellis eats, sleeps and lives with a captive pack. The pack started with three wolves that he has raised from pups and he's introduced four new pups to the now-adults. His goal is to successfully release a captive pack into the wild and live with them there. Like Grizzly Man, but Ellis is much better at what he does.