i get what you're saying and all, but i totally didn't need to see your poop again. thanks though.

"One of the great loves of my life didn't ask you for a second date? Tell me alllllll about it."

Excuse me, this is bullshit. It implies that I went on a FIRST date with these girls. Them coming over to fuck me does not = a "date."

@_@ So the legendary bunny-poop actually exists.

*saves picture*

first of all, any girl would be deranged to call you ugly. also, i'd like a picture of me and your doggies... no tucker though!

I mean, really - who is sending you these ridiculous emails? Aren't they aware that you're now the proud owner of pink boxing gloves (PINK BOXING GLOVES!) that you will happily employ to beat their asses? In pigtails, no less.

Women are petty. And bad drivers. And any editor that would turn you down for a book deal for having dated Tucker Max is rediculous. I could be wrong, but I don't think Tucker built you with the personality you have. Not just any of the girls he's dated/fucked/fingered/got drunk/dumped on the highway*/scarred for life/etc. etc. could write a blog that attracts so many viewers. Something has to be there to begin with.

*I don't know if Tucker has ever dumped a woman on the side of the road, but I bet he's wanted to.

Well, I think you're a pretty strong woman and you probably don't need to hear it, but just to put it out there...

I found your site through Tuckers. Many have I'm sure. However, once I read your stuff I pretty much forgot all about him (no offense Tucker). I identified with your writing and perspective so much more. I certainly didn'think of you as "Tucker's ex". Your writing is very personal and it's natural he's included in some entries. I appreciate you putting yourself out there, and I'm sure I speak for many. Don't let the assholes get to you. They're beneath you.

bunny reminder: i along with many others love you and think you're special because you're an amazing writer. not because of tucker. stay sexy.

Damn that's a lot of shit.

"It's great to see that my Alexa spot is one million ranks above nitwit media darlings who write pap about shoe shopping and cocktails that no one reads."

HEAR THAT, BUNNYSIS?

Bunny Edit: Not quite. My sister is actually hilarious.

No matter how you got here or what your path to your present popularity, the reason people keep coming back is YOU. You offer interesting stories and views and that is an example of your value. I am sure you know that, but don't let people who don't understand it get to you.

To them, the only reason that you are where you are is that you got lucky. This random coincidence helps them lie to themselves about why they are not successful: it is not their "fault" - they were simply not as "lucky". These hate emails to you are their therapy. Lets face it though - most of them have hidden in their subconscious the truth: that every time they were handed their big chance, they blew it.

You need to stop talking to these women and reading their emails. I know you want to be Yay! Everyone kiss and be nice to each other! but some of these sluts don't deserve the time of day, LET ALONE thoughtful consideration from you.

Here's a good rule of thumb: if a girl seeks out Tucker Max for sex and, despite all disclaimers and warnings, wants to insinuate herself into his life on a regular basis by contacting you for advice or commiseration, you can be pretty damn sure that she is some combination of a) out of her fucking skull, b) an idiot, c) delusional, d) selfish, e) a waste of your time and energy.

Fuck these sluts. NOT LITERALLY!

Yeah, what he said.

Does that mean I should ignore all of the emails I get from guys offering to buy me diamond rings and marry me if I introduce them to Tucker?

Ya know Bunny; you are still splendidly magnificent with/without Tucker, Christian/not Christian. It doesn't matter what simpleton retards have to say about you. Fuck em! If they don't like you, what you have to say, or even who you know-they can go pick their ass and leave you to those of us who truly love you for all your charms, and poops. Don't second guess yourself one second-you are wonderful as you are!

People generally hate on other people because they are jealous of them. These girls who have nothing better to do with their time than send hate email to you are just jealous that you were more than a fuck-buddy with the "legend" - Tucker Max.

Let's face it, your fans outnumber the haters. Don't let them get to you because they are losers!!

I may have found your site through Tucker's but I still love you for you and your writing. You rock, tell those whores to shut the fuck up, they knew what they were getting into with Tucker.

You know Tucker Max? I'm gonna make a mess in yer mouf.

Keep your chin up Bunny,

It's suprising how much trouble people feel the need to cause for themselves and others when when they have a lack of "real" problems in their lives.

I like your writing for the same reason I like Tucker's. It's honest. Honesty is a pretty rare thing, especially on the interwebs. It's refreshing to see people that just put what they're feeling out there with the courage to skip the candy-coating.

Hopefully all your hecklers will wake up to the real world someday. Until then,

"Haters to the left"

Being late to the game, most of what I wanted to say was already said. I DID find your site through Tucker's. The important part, however, is that like one of the previous commenters, I continue to read yours, and not so much his anymore. I don't know for sure that it's the personal, EMOTIONAL flair that inhabits each of your posts, or maybe that you have a better writing style or could it be that you're just that much more interesting.

I'm not terribly religious, so take this as you will. I think it has to do with the beautiful soul you have and your willingness to share it's beauty with us all. That includes the good and the bad.

Never go away and never let the nonsense that people spew in your direction get to you. You've got them all beat in spades.

I was sent the link to your site by my brother who used to be an avid reader and idolizer of Tucker. He knew that I would enjoy your sarcasm, wit, and writing style... you've yet to disappoint. Point is, I was hooked on reading what you had to write before I even knew Tucker existed, he - in no way - defines you. We "worship" you, for you.

I know it's just a repeat of what others have said, but I've been reading you for a long time now. I originally found you because of the link on Tucker's site... and while I enjoy both of you, I will admit that I identify with your writing much more. You have a candor and honesty that is so refreshing... and I admire you a great deal.
F*ck the haters... the reason you're amazing has nothing to do with Tucker.

Stupid clams. You shine a brighter light than any person I've never had the pleasure of meeting. and by your own words, I gathered a entirely different scenario -- one of a strong, caring friendship between you and he and that you both were lucky to have the other to bounce off of (mentally and spiritually...not the other). I think you are an amazing, strong, confident and precious soul. Be the rubber, not the glue.

Chin up, Sweettits. Talent speaks for itself, and those with nothing to say will often try to talk over it.

Fuck the silly plastic bitches--they aren't interesting enough to get worked up about. Fuck the troglodytes who want to be what Tucker was before he became a big, grown-up man. They don't get him , they don't get you, and they should definitely not get the key to your pants. Try to hook them up with the dizzy bitches who try to make you their Dear Abby when Tucker fucks-and-chucks them instead--the mentalities sound compatible. It's all so unimportant, isn't it?

You are a brilliant writer. I found you through Tucker's site, and I'm glad I did. The world needs more fearlessly crazy and unapologetic art chicks with stories worth telling like you. There aren't enough of us. In the meantime,--just gotta learn to tune out the static of the soul-suckers, cuz you got big things to do, baby.

"while I'm a head case, I don't have a big head."

I love ya puddin', but that's a lie.

Your noggin is freakin' huge.

BUNNY EDIT! YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

funny, the only reason i think tucker is "special" enough to follow on occasion is because YOU find him redeemable enough to remain buddies. looks like i'm not alone on this one either.

I found your blog long before I found Tuckers. I read your blog a LOT faster then I read Tuckers. As funny as Tucker's stuff is - it never held the same compulsion that your writing does - at least not for me.

I read Tucker's stuff because I wanted a laugh. I read your stuff because I needed to know what happened next in the story. As a writer, I can only hope that my writing someday compells someone, hell anyone, as strongly as your writing compelled me to keep reading.

And you're fucking gorgeous. Even with your enormeous noggin. Anybody who's dating you because you're Tucker's ex, instead of because you're hot, funny and talented deserves to be stabbed in the eye with a goddamn fork.

You're a very kind and tolerant person --- but the whole bashing the "negging" thing.
As Tucker Max's public ex are you really going to preach AGAINST being an asshole to get women (incredibly cocky would be a better description).

How much credibility do you think your view carries?

You're too intelligent to be one of those girls who says "All women want nice guys ... buy her flowers and candy. Treat her like she eats stardust and shits rainbows!!"

Less anger, more dogs. You know we, the readers that are actually sane, love you, who the fuck else matters anyway?

Like others said, I found you through Tucker (whom I found through tardblog), and now read your blog regularly. Tucker is great in his own way, but I think you'd be much more fun in every way. Plus you're ridiculously hot. Those dumb whores can have him, I'll take you out any time!

Oh my god, you dated Tucker Max ?

"BUNNY EDIT! YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!"

I have nmo interest in dating Tucker. I was >this close< to getting him to go to Bekian's place for a game of pool and to hang out, but a booty call and my liver squashed that plan.

I want to sleep with you for reasons entirely unrelated to Tucker Max. Your wit, accepting spirit, and open-mindedness are incredibly sexy. It's just an added bonus that you are a fantastic writer with compelling stories. Can't wait to read your book.

You know Bunny, I've been a fanatical reader for years now. You are the sight I have bookmarked, and you are the one I check first. I read your stories and think, I wish I could meet this girl. From what you have written, you seem like a beautiful mess, one that would suck me in and never let me go. I know I probably don't know you and could never know you but thank you for baring you soul for us. I hope it's as cathartic for you to write it as it is for us to read it.

These bitches are just being petty... They know who Tucker is and they know what is going to more than likely happen, he will sleep with them and thats it. Thats what they expect, and he would tell them that if they really wanted to hear it. the thing that pisses them off if that he will admit that you were a love of his life and that he has respect for you and they will never be you. I think your awesome, honest and just dont give a shit and write what you honestly feel. I first read your site after reading Tuckers but you arent just his ex you BUNNY!!!
Keep up the good work

I think Tucker Max should feel special because he's friends with YOU.

What?? Girls sleep with you to get to tucker? I always thought about sleeping with him to get to you lol.

"Put down that dogeared copy of "The Game," and start treating women right."

We DID treat you right, but that didn't get us any ass so we decided that a change of tactics was essential.

That's not why I love you. Truly, you are talented and have a unique voice. That's why you have a blog (and many including myself are thankful for it).

One whole year late to the game...!! But I thought you would like to know, I had no idea who Tucker Max was until I read your blog. I still have no idea who he is. I found your blog while googling "bunny blog" for...well...blogs about actual bunnies. The cute furry kind. I haven't stopped reading since!

If you're not interested in receiving negative karma, comments, whatever the hell you wanna call it as a result of your association with Tucker Max, here's a thought:

DON'T FUCKING ASSOCIATE WITH TUCKER MAX!

Jeeeesus Christ, for someone so obviously intelligent and talented, you appear to have a complete blind spot when it comes to the black hole of douchebaggery and pathetic narcissism that is his persona and website; continually allowing him to figuratively shit on you in the name of love/friendship/business/whatthefuckever does both yourself and your writing a MAJOR disservice.