The Media is Naughty

"HIV Outbreak Among Rural N.Y. Females Linked to Drug Dealer By David Lauter, Los Angeles Times

At least nine females in a semi-rural area of western New York state, including one as young as 13, have been infected with the virus that causes AIDS by a 20-year-old man who sold drugs to schoolgirls in exchange for sex even though he knew he had the disease, officials said Monday."

This is my home town. The park where this dickhead, Nushawn Williams, used to hang out and predate women was across the street from my high school. I knew this guy. We weren't friends in any way; I would walk by him on my way home from school every day. It's pretty sad. These women are on public assistance mostly. They have no lives, save for a quick stint on Montell. That was their only glory. Some of them even have children they can't take care of. Again, It's pretty sad, but it happens everywhere every day. My town isn't particularly special in any way aside for the story breaking at a time when there wasn't much else to report, like the unremarkable summer of shark attacks on the west coast of Florida. It did provide us with one thing though, a very bad reputation.

Every major news network in America was camped outside my high school when the story broke. I wasn't there. I had long since moved on to college, but I still knew some students at that high school. The school board did everything they could to show that it was a normal place, sent their class presidents and honor students to speak with Dan Rather, but he only wanted to interview Judy Prestee, the baby-momma of several drug dealers and a woman who looked like "Sloth" from the Goonies. She once pissed her pants and told everyone her appendix burst.

I saw this all unfold on prime time television. On the corner of 2nd and another shit street, Dan Rather stood next to Judy Prestee, as close as he could without being bowled over by her stench. She wore a brown bandana on her caucasian head, waved her hands around and exclaimed "YEAH I SLEPT WITH NUSHAWN! I'M A THUG FOR LIFE!" All I could think, was that a million Americans were saying, "Baaaby Ruuuth." It's a trippy thought.

Later, Connie Chung interviewed the girl who was sixteen and soon going into sixth grade. She had nothing to do with Nushawn, but said things like, "Aint nobody goin tell me what I can n' cain't do with ma own pussy." The media is naughty.

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