Update - December 16, 2005
Tonight, in a fit of PMS insanity, I carved the top off a jumbo jar of peanut butter so that I could get at the bits in the bottom. And I used my fingers to get at them. Afterward, I cried on the kitchen floor for a good twenty minutes because I couldn't see my future any more.
I decided that this was PMS at its worst, and that I should be sedated. So I did three consecutive shots of vodka and laid down. Naturally, I passed out.
A few minutes ago (4am), I was wakened from my vodka sleep by a squealing and the sound of plastic being banged onto wood flooring. I was sort of out of it, so I assumed that squealing ninjas with plastic slippers had broken into the apartment and begun to clog dance. I picked up the giant maglite flashlight that I've slept with the past few nights (so as to protect myself from ninjas, naturally) and tip toed into the living room.
I turned on the living room lights, and there was Murphy, covered from head to paw in peanut butter. Her snout was muzzled shut inside a carved up jumbo jar of it. She was trying like mad to get it off, but all she could do was bang her snout against the wall and hope for the best. Every three bangs or so, she would take a break to lap up some more nut morsels.
But the good thing about this is that peanut butter has made her coat very soft and shiny. She looks like a million bucks...or two dollars, twenty nine cents. Whichever.
Posted by The Bunny at 4:30 AM
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And you wonder why Mom wants you to board that mutt over Christmas?
Posted by: BunnySis ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thebunnyblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at December 16, 2005 09:47 AM
oh man... that is hilarious. i can totally imagine my dog doin the same thing.
she ate an entire gingerbread house the other night. then she threw up six times
Posted by: blair at December 16, 2005 05:27 PM
Murph...mild mannered puppy by day, Bunny stalking plastic encased headed ninja by night.
Posted by: RochesterFaGuy at December 16, 2005 08:35 PM
Flick my bean.
Posted by: Soap Maker at December 16, 2005 11:47 PM
Why don't you write about Maxie Pup, huh? She is CLEARLY not loved!
Posted by: BunnySis at December 16, 2005 11:52 PM
May I suggest you have an "Ask BunnySis" section? From your talk of her she seems like a fine young lady. I would like to ask her how to get anorexic thin. And how to get over men who are clearly wrong for me. I know she could totally help. And she could give shopping advice. Please add this to your site. I'm a loyal fan. I enjoy the witty banter. Thanks, love ya xoxoxo.
Posted by: Soap Maker at December 16, 2005 11:54 PM
Ok, so I'm 7 months behind, but I only recently found out about the genius that is Bunny. My puppy (and by puppy I mean she's 9) once ate an entire un opened bag of Halloween Reese's cups. It was a large bag, since it was Halloween. She later threw up only the foil and wax paper wrappers. I thought she was amazing to perform such a feat.
Posted by: Mouton Rouge at June 22, 2006 11:46 AM
