Now I've heard everything. Although, Newly Weds is kinda like The Taming of the Shrew.

well considering the globe is considered the "tourist" shakespeare, lets at least be happy she hasn't gotten wind of the fact that truly great shakespeare is in stratford.

So apparently Ashlee Simpson will be next in line for this bullshit.

What astounds me is that she thinks she is "seasoned." Her acting coach couldn't even get her to do a passable southern accent, her OWN accent from YOUTH. She can't even act as herself and wants to do Shakespearre?

what the fuck. she does one film and is suddenly a wonderfully seasoned actress. brilliant.

well, it could be worse. we could have britney spears attempting to try her hand at shakespeare's work.

Sweet jesus.
I read somewhere that Ashlee is doing some movie, I think for tv where she plays, get this, a struggling songwriter.

The two of them both need to get a clue, because they certainly didn't get any talent.

considering that the original globe was burnt down, was rebuilt and burnt down again, and then i beleve one more time... its more of a touris trap than anything now.

Meh, who gives a shit. It's not like anyone went to see Dukes of Hazzard to watch in awe of Jessica's wonderful acting.

She's hot, and probably will be for a very long time. People like breasts and good bodies and she'll probably get whatever damn role she wants because of that.

And I for one will stare shamelessly at her. Come ooooooooooon, Bunny. I know you're with me on this one.

Jessica Simpson ain't all that. She looks too manly to be hot.

Eh. I'd still bang her 9 ways from Sunday if she gave me the chance.

Who is Shakespeare?

At least Brittany Spears passibley played a role that was basically already her life before she married trailer trash (I HOPE that she has a miscarriage. I'm not exactly mr. Current affairs, she might have alreay given birth, but if there is any God, it will kill her child).

Jessica played the role of a air-head blonde and fucked THAT up. I wouldnt think she would have trouble with it, but you throw in wit and her "talent" goes out the window.

Honestly, Brittney may have gotten pregnant because of her own stupid self, but nobody deserves to lose a child, it is one of the most devastating things that can happen to a female. I wouldn't wish that upon Hitler's wife, man. (And yes, I'm fully aware that both Hitler and his wife are dead, you know what I mean.0

Hitler had STDS.
Britney Spears is how her name is spelt... and she's hotter than Jessica Simpson, pregnant or not.

I'll never watch Dukes Of Hazzard because Jessica Simpson is in it. I hope some crazed fanatic runs out of the crowd and gives her a hiding back to her trailer because it's where she belongs.

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