Who wants a kick in the pills? - September 14, 2007
No, I'm not dead. Thanks for all the concerned emails, the "Don't swallow any pills" and "Razors are not the answer" emails, and knowing me--which some of you do quite well--the concern is a rational one. That said, I'm doing as well as ever. I'm just a busy bee.
I have lots to catch you up on. Lots of stories to come. There was the Bondage Ball evening, a foul night with Kungfu Mikey, back stage with Paul Wall, a raucous 4th of July, the night I happened upon--quite accidentally--the greatest coke in LA, the night I kissed the ugliest girl alive, and my personal favorite...the night I nearly fucked a bitch in half at Metal Skool. Nearly, I say. Nearly.
Right now I'd like to tell you about what I learned in class today at the gym: how to stand with one's finger to one's lip, calmly and casually so as to not let on that one's foot will soon explode into an opposing nutsack.
This guy was my teacher. Eeee!
Now, I'm not one for celebrities. I saw Pam Anderson at Whole Foods, and my first thought was "Bitch, we'd all like a crack at the feta. Move your ass." But I was frankly overwhelmed. Like a schoolgirl.
Here we are together, and the first motherfucker to mention that you can screen movies on my fucking enormous forehead gets a Bas Rutten original kick to the pills.

Posted by The Bunny at 4:19 PM
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I knew when I typed in www.bunnyblog.com that there would be no update, but alas! There was one. The world is good.
Posted by: Toni at September 14, 2007 04:47 PM
I was wondering what LA gym that was posted on our wall. Thanks for taking Bas from Elite MMA.
Posted by: Brian at September 14, 2007 05:05 PM
buneeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! it's like you read my dirty little mind, babygirl - I've been on the verge of emailing you all week, but was worried you'd get mad at your demanding fans interrupting your life. so happy you're back to blogging and dear GOD thank you for the picture. shower nozzle masturbation material, and all that jazz. jesus, you are so damn cute.
Posted by: jolie at September 14, 2007 06:33 PM
Yay! I'm always happy to see Bunny is doing well, and have another photo to masturbate over.
Posted by: LilaChicaD
at September 14, 2007 08:12 PM
Brian, while Bas runs Elite MMA, Bunny met him over at Legends in Hollywood.
Posted by: Seanny Rotten at September 14, 2007 10:10 PM
nice teeth. healthy coat. purina?
"the night I happened upon--quite accidentally--the greatest coke in LA"
stop that.
you know, you could screen a 2:1 aspect ratio 70mm film sideways on that enormous forehead...
since, i put in the extra effort, will you wear spikes when you kick me?
Bunny Edit: Motherfucker, I don't need spikes. I will buckle you, opiates optional. Don't kill yourself. You're funny.
Posted by: the garbage king at September 15, 2007 02:08 AM
We LOVE YoU! Forget about your forehead, all the love transcends that. You are SO fucken hott.
FYI, if you come into the B.C. area, let me know.
Posted by: marika at September 15, 2007 05:44 AM
Sounds good Bunny! Btw. how is your charity going?
http://boobsforbun.tuckermax.com/
Posted by: Rob at September 15, 2007 06:25 AM
Watch movies on your forehead? It's not that big. Would you mind if I shook it though, and then asked it a series of yes or no questions?
Posted by: Nils at September 15, 2007 11:04 AM
Bunny!
Oh my goodness you were missed!
What a cute Bunny face you have going on there.
Now...do tell...you NEARLY fucked a girl in half?
How did you get so close and pull back?
Posted by: Katie at September 15, 2007 11:40 AM
Bunny!
Oh my goodness you were missed!
What a cute Bunny face you have going on there.
Now...do tell...you NEARLY fucked a girl in half?
How did you get so close and pull back?
Posted by: Katie at September 15, 2007 11:40 AM
kill myself? that's the last thing i would do (bwahahahaha... get it?). staying sober for the past > month worked better anyway. besides, there's this maedchen business left unfinished...
i don't really want you to post this. just wanted to clear that up. i have no intention of doing that and not waking up with 50mg of valium, i wouldnt even think of it.
Posted by: the garbage king at September 15, 2007 02:10 PM
I think this is the first time in the two and a half years of reading your blog that I've actually seen a good picture of your face. I want to see more.
Posted by: Zach at September 15, 2007 02:44 PM
you are quite possibly the most beautiful person ever.
Bunny Edit: You are quite possibly full of shit. ;)
Posted by: timtim at September 15, 2007 06:37 PM
Aww, Erin. You're so pretty! (jealous)
Posted by: Liz at September 15, 2007 07:41 PM
Bunny, having a larger than normal forehead is, supposedly, the sign of someone very smart. Only you could look so cute while "grubby".
Posted by: Kat at September 15, 2007 08:35 PM
Great pic, BunBun. Can't wait to hear the rest of your stories, dollface.
Posted by: Bootie at September 16, 2007 07:13 AM
Somebody already said it but it's worth repeating...nice choppers.
Posted by: gravyboat at September 16, 2007 09:24 PM
Somebody already said it but it's worth repeating...nice choppers.
Posted by: gravyboat at September 16, 2007 09:24 PM
Despite what you may think of yourself at times, to me, you are really pretty. You have a soft and natural beauty and I think that's really attractive. It's pretty cool that you got to meet Bas.
Posted by: Wayland at September 17, 2007 10:36 AM
That. Man. Is very, very scary. I bet I could take him though. I'd go like fuckin' Rocky. Nice to see you back though baby-doll.
Posted by: Captain Canada at September 17, 2007 10:59 AM
Wow you got to work with BAS!! Friggin' awesome.
Here's the funniest Bas vid ever:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
Enjoy!
Posted by: Kuroi Kaze at September 17, 2007 01:10 PM
Bunny - That's awesome you got to work with El Gaupo. Between working with him an Dan Hardy, I wanna know how long it will be before you're Ground n' Poundin Gina Carano?
Posted by: Nick at September 17, 2007 10:33 PM
Bunny, you are so pwetty! and tough! I can't wait for stories.
Posted by: Kyoko at September 18, 2007 02:59 AM
What is this?! http://boobsforbun.tuckermax.com/
You don't need big boobs. I think that an A-B cup is perfect. Or you could just sleep in my bed, I've grown 2 cup sizes since I met my boyfriend. All it takes is sleeping next to him aparently, he just thinks real hard to make them grow. No expensive/dangerous/painful surgery.
Posted by: Mandi at September 18, 2007 11:19 AM
Bunny v. Gina Carano? Is anyone else thinking Pay-Per-View?
P.S. Bunny, will you be my bodyguard? I can be your long lost pal.
Posted by: Aaron at September 18, 2007 04:37 PM
You're so damn cute, I'm jealous!
Posted by: Lizza at September 19, 2007 01:08 AM
was i the only one that seriously thought this would be a picture of bunny and pam anderson? the way it's written...i swear that's what i was expecting. not that i'm disappointed...but yeah i am.
Posted by: tee at September 19, 2007 09:58 AM
i bet he takes bigger dumps than you.
Posted by: j at September 19, 2007 05:59 PM
http://www.combativeartsacademy.com/instructors/wabisca.asp
Joann Wabisca was my sparring partner today at my gym. Eat your heart out Bunny!!
Posted by: Seanny Rotten at September 20, 2007 10:56 PM
Oh my Lord how fucking adorable you are. Someone better snatch that Bunny up right quick.
Posted by: Denise at September 21, 2007 11:16 AM
Awe, I have a big forehead too! My lovely co-workers enjoy saying things like, "Hey five head!" Or, "We could advertise for [place I bartend at] on your forehead!" Yeah. But we're pretty :)
Posted by: Jen at September 21, 2007 02:50 PM
Getting your hair styled to hide your big forehead - $100
Standard Issue LA Boob Job - $10,000
Being a Totally fuckable babe without spending a dime? Priceless!!!
Stay you, Bunny!
Posted by: Argent at September 22, 2007 11:49 AM
It's unfortunate that MMA didn't peak 10 years ago. Bas would've been a god. On a lighter note, Bas really has that pose down. Every picture I've ever seen has him finger-pointing and leading with that big, bald head of his. You're one luck motherfucker.
Posted by: Willie at September 23, 2007 12:34 AM
Glad to see you back and happy!!
Posted by: Tracy at September 25, 2007 11:21 PM
Pretty Bunny! I was feeling down tonight, and your happy face makes me feel better. Also, the wonderful houseguest making dinner. But firstly, finding out you're well and happy and busy.
Posted by: Dentata at September 28, 2007 08:00 PM
Dimples!
Posted by: DolceBella at September 29, 2007 08:18 PM
Bunny, you're quite hot! You remind me of a girl I had a crush on in high school (before I realized that it was the ladies that were doing it for me).
Posted by: Jenna at September 29, 2007 10:07 PM
buns! you are gorgeous! how is is that you look different and amazing in every picture ive seen of you? you are the hotness. xoxo
Posted by: Ginger at October 3, 2007 11:58 PM
I have to ask...who drew the picture of you that is the border across the top of the page? Whoever illustrated it did very, very well. And...you are beautiful, including the forehead!
Posted by: Brenda at October 4, 2007 08:28 PM
Bas Rutten is the man. He's been my hero since I started MMA a couple years ago.
Legends is a pretty sweet gym. Make sure to take some jiu-jitsu classes from Eddie Bravo when you feel like getting some official training in. The man's a fucking genius on the ground.
Also, whenever you're in Las Vegas you should swing by Xtreme Couture. It's Randy's gym, and seeing as he and Bas are business partners you can kinda consider it a sister school to Legends. Besides the fact that it's a world class gym, they have a shit load of gorgeous women working out there. Good times.
Posted by: Lowdown at October 7, 2007 08:46 PM
Ur 4head doesnt look big at all 2 me. Maybe its cause ur standing next to a bald guy but whatever. JK. I luv El Guapo, that guy is the man! Wow. U have great teeth by the way.
Posted by: JRV at November 25, 2007 09:26 PM
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